Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.

A mostly true story of lunch

Once upon a time, in a land where food had peculiar names and magical properties, there was a mischievous wizard named Lunchbert. Now, Lunchbert had a unique power—he could summon delectable meals at will and share them with people during the midday hours. One sunny day, Lunchbert felt particularly mischievous and decided to have some fun. He conjured up a magical sandwich that had the ability to make people laugh uncontrollably. As he handed...